Bezos gets confirmation that the final Harry Potte...
Chris Smith

Come on then! I'll take you all... I'm not pished!
Steve Clarke

It had better not be BOLly ...
Rob Falconer

"The label said 'Drink Me', but now I appear to be...
the captain

Just wait until he drinks some. It's full of Amaz...
Valérie Ganne

Jeff shows off new propulsion system for public sp...
Richard Williams

Finally Amazon gets something to me on time !!! Br...
Anonymous

Bezos gets the wrong end of the stick when he had ...
Craig Mitchell

Yes, we only delivered the christmas presents 2 we...
Anonymous

We sold a book ... and made a profit!
Jill Powell

Jeff Bezos arrives for the trials with Amazon's ne...
Andy Goodair

Jeff Bezos shows proof that he has not dropped a B...
Steve Booth

People who bought this champagne also bought a yac...
Anthony Harrison

I think I've Just stood on the corkscrew!
Giles Turner

Another corking good read
Valérie Ganne

Doh! The cork broke. Keep the celebrations on hold...
Anonymous

ha, told ya, not a screw cap!!
Richard Harris

Bezos chas a good laugh at the latest suggestion a...
Jon Peate

Finally the cork arrived, after they had tried to ...
Rob Falconer

Would you want to buy girlie books from a company ...
Valérie Ganne

Yuch! How come the best Champagne gets sprayed by...
Valérie Ganne

Cork tried desperately to escape the clutches of t...
Adam Finch

Jeff wins Silicon's caption competition
Anonymous

Look what I got, I think those guys at Threshers m...
Piers Dale

Absolutely no froth, just like our earnings expect...
Ralph Pruitt

More Bez than Bezos
Richard Ball

When I heard Amazon women were big up top I though...
Anonymous

Jeff: Now, as you can see this is 1 on 1 physics. ...
Matt Wheeler

Bezos wins inaugural world pole dancing championsh...
Rob Wight

Look, I've drawn the cork from the bottle so crown...
Anonymous

Bezos trying to deliver his new "Drink more, Forge...
Craig Mitchell

At last, this should slow those cocky fire fighter...
Karl Deacon

Well what d'ya know.. this cork just broke right o...
Ray Street

Amazon wine and cheese party gets off to a very bo...
Radical Meldrew

Alright, so the cork did go further than my rocket...
Anonymous

As the lightning flowed down the little wires, Fra...
Anonymous

When he asked for a Magnum he was expecting an ice...
Ian Sargent

"And it gives me great pleasure, to present the bo...
Mike

Jeff Bezos was thrilled to announce that he had wo...
Adam Finch

Bezos over the moon, even if his spacecraft isnt!
simon coley

"Howz that?? Now will they select me for the engli...
Malcolm Dawson

Press report the worlds 1st Amazon midget!
Anonymous

"Down in one, down in one.."
Anonymous

Jokes on me - I got it cheap on the web!
Anonymous