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Website reveals contents of Beckham's shorts

Or should we call him 'little David'...

By Graham Hayday

Published: 14 August 2002 10:25 GMT

David Beckham's balls may be golden, but according to a new website, the other soft parts of his anatomy are unlikely to be the subject of such plaudits from his wife.

The site, sizehimup.co.uk , asks users to input the size of a man's hands, feet and nose, and from those measurements comes up with the supposed length of his penis.

According to London's Metro newspaper, David Beckham is a "small" 5.2ins. Channel Four presenter Dermot O'Leary is a "medium" at 5.9ins, while huge-footed swimmer Ian Thorpe boasts an "extra, extra large" 8.3ins.

A spokeswoman for site owner and condom manufacturer Condomi said: "It has been scientifically tested and proved to be accurate."

However, Condomi was not prepared to divulge the formula it uses to work out the vital statistics.

See http://www.sizehimup.co.uk - if you dare...

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